A recent Stanford study confirms what many have quietly observed—men become noticeably more affectionate, emotionally available, and shockingly conversational after a successful pro shop haul. We're talking dinner made, eye contact held, and yes, unsolicited questions about your family.

Forget love potions. The modern aphrodisiac comes in moisture-wicking fabric and features a discreet club logo above the chest.

This isn’t satire. It’s science. And it might just change how you view the quarter-zip table forever.