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Exploring Pro Shop Culture: Merch, Style, and the Stories Behind the Gear.

Doctors Find Link Between Golf Pro Shop Hauls and Increased Emotional Intimacy
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Doctors Find Link Between Golf Pro Shop Hauls and Increased Emotional Intimacy

A recent Stanford study confirms what many have quietly observed—men become noticeably more affectionate, emotionally available, and shockingly conversational after a successful pro shop haul. We're talking dinner made, eye contact held, and yes, unsolicited questions about your family.

Forget love potions. The modern aphrodisiac comes in moisture-wicking fabric and features a discreet club logo above the chest.

This isn’t satire. It’s science. And it might just change how you view the quarter-zip table forever.

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Clubman Pinaud: A Gentleman’s Secret Handshake in Bottle Form

Clubman Pinaud: A Gentleman’s Secret Handshake in Bottle Form

An elite locker room staple since 1810, Clubman Pinaud is more than aftershave—it’s a quiet membership badge in liquid form. No hype, no gimmicks, just timeless tradition in a bottle. If your club stocks it, they understand the assignment.

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Johnny Chop’s Logo Guidelines: The Sacred Code of Golf Gear Etiquette

Johnny Chop’s Logo Guidelines: The Sacred Code of Golf Gear Etiquette

Not all golf gear is created equal, and not all logo choices are excusable. From the must-play-it-to-wear-it rule to the two-logo max, these are the unwritten rules of club merchandise etiquette—now officially written. Read, debate, and adjust your wardrobe accordingly.

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The Masters Merch Explosion: Inside Golf’s Most Exclusive Shopping Experience

The Masters Merch Explosion: Inside Golf’s Most Exclusive Shopping Experience

The Masters isn’t just golf’s most prestigious tournament—it’s a retail spectacle unlike any other. From the madness of the main shop to the exclusivity of Berkman’s Place and ANGC’s Member Shop, we break down the hype, the resale frenzy, and the ultimate tradition: the legendary Masters haul photoshoot.

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The Pro Shop Phenomenon: Why Golfers Are Obsessed

The Pro Shop Phenomenon: Why Golfers Are Obsessed

Some golfers chase tee times. Others chase elite pro shop merchandise. From Augusta National’s member-only gear to the psychology behind the pro shop splurge, we’re breaking down why golf’s most exclusive retail spaces are more than just stores— they’re a rite of passage. Read the full article now.

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“Your swing is important, but so is what you’re wearing when you make it”

— The BucketList ProShopper